Post by mikehunt1075 on Dec 20, 2005 8:12:07 GMT -5
What was the best movie ya saw this year?
And what was the worst?
The best one I saw was Bruce Cambel (Evil Dead) in a weird and crazy film about Elvis Presely still being alive today, called BUBBA HO-TEP.
Get this for a plot.
Back in the day, Elvis was sick of all the attention and fame, so he trades lives with a guy who is the best Elvis impersinator around. The bad thing is, the impersinator has a bad heart and died, and Elvis's contract with him blew up in a fire.
So now, present day, Elvis is 70'ish or so and living in a retirement home. And a black guy played by Ossie Jones claims he is JFK. Now, here's the plot.... An Egyption mummy is sucking the souls out of the residents arse's so Elvis and JFK are out to stop Bubba Ho-Tep the million year old Egyption beast who wears red-neck attire now-a-days!
The worst piece of shit I saw this year was called SICKLE. It's original US title is "The Slaughter-house Massacre" This movie is a bad rip off of Friday The 13th/Elm St/HAlloween movies. But what makes it so shit is it's so long and boring, it needs to be cut, the pace sux, the acting sux, the plot sux, the effects sux, the villian sux, the charactors suck, the actors suck.
Now, if you truely beleive that a movie should just go to a sub scene and watch Lesbians dance and make out for 15 minutes for no reason, or have a women run for her life unbutting her shirt, or a stoney sitting in a car providing no fuckin laughs what-so-ever, then you will love the movie. But, i've only read 2 morons with IQ's that match there penis length that think it was a half decent movie.
And what was the worst?
The best one I saw was Bruce Cambel (Evil Dead) in a weird and crazy film about Elvis Presely still being alive today, called BUBBA HO-TEP.
Get this for a plot.
Back in the day, Elvis was sick of all the attention and fame, so he trades lives with a guy who is the best Elvis impersinator around. The bad thing is, the impersinator has a bad heart and died, and Elvis's contract with him blew up in a fire.
So now, present day, Elvis is 70'ish or so and living in a retirement home. And a black guy played by Ossie Jones claims he is JFK. Now, here's the plot.... An Egyption mummy is sucking the souls out of the residents arse's so Elvis and JFK are out to stop Bubba Ho-Tep the million year old Egyption beast who wears red-neck attire now-a-days!
The worst piece of shit I saw this year was called SICKLE. It's original US title is "The Slaughter-house Massacre" This movie is a bad rip off of Friday The 13th/Elm St/HAlloween movies. But what makes it so shit is it's so long and boring, it needs to be cut, the pace sux, the acting sux, the plot sux, the effects sux, the villian sux, the charactors suck, the actors suck.
Now, if you truely beleive that a movie should just go to a sub scene and watch Lesbians dance and make out for 15 minutes for no reason, or have a women run for her life unbutting her shirt, or a stoney sitting in a car providing no fuckin laughs what-so-ever, then you will love the movie. But, i've only read 2 morons with IQ's that match there penis length that think it was a half decent movie.